Not The Best Riding Gear

Got my picture taken for a local Celtic Society calendar. The bike looks good not sure about me though *LOL*

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What small picture?!!!!!

scotinexcile, Oct 11 2006, 03:32 PM
Got my picture taken for a local Celtic Society calendar. The bike looks good not sure about me though *LOL*

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Och aye tha noo laddie, tha is a wee picture pal!

scotinexcile, Oct 11 2006, 09:32 AM
Got my picture taken for a local Celtic Society calendar. The bike looks good not sure about me though *LOL*

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That's a teeny tiny picture! Maybe you did it on purpose. Still very funny. Too bad you didn't have this for the "how to keep your nuts cool" thread. laugh.gif You might have won!

Reminds me of the photo in Superbike or PerformanceBike several months back. The rider was on a goldwing doing a wheelie, dragging the exhaust while wearing a kilt!! blink.gif

dang, that pic is too big! can ya not make it small enough so that we can't really see it?

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I would squint or get a magnifying glass, but I am afraid of what I might find. ohmy.gif

TommyHoffman, Oct 11 2006, 07:59 AM
I would squint or get a magnifying glass, but I am afraid of what I might find. ohmy.gif

Yeah......what's under that kilt there big fella goofy.gif laugh.gif

Ha ha ha. Alan, you posted the thumbnail instead of the full picture, that's great. laugh.gif

Here's the full size picture for all you squinty-eye people:

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And it's against the rules to wear underwear with those kilts. blink.gif

Great pic. Thats good stuff right there!!!! footpegs probably feel good wearing those shoes too!!! LOL

Or as the Glaswegians say:

Pure Dead Brilliant!!!

Nice socks!

Legs could do with a shave or wax though...

Tim,

I can never get the gallery posting tool to work for some reason!!!!

enzed_viffer

I dont think so, took me a lot of years to grow that much hair. Started wearing shorts to infant school in Scottish Winters!!!!!

Dutchy

Glaswegiens are the only "race" licensed to talk out the sides of their mouths!!!!!

Hobie1dog

Underware? Whats that? beer.gif

Das Bone,

if you were a female I would say the standard line, " Thats for me to know and you to find out"!!!!!

Man, I'm still picturing down the road at high speed.....BAD VISUALS, Oh my EYES blink.gif blink.gif ..... goofy.gif

skuuter,

To paraphrase Clinton, "I did not ride it"!! beer.gif

scotinexcile, Oct 11 2006, 03:47 PM
skuuter,

To paraphrase Clinton, "I did not ride it"!! beer.gif

FUNNY !!!........... biggrin.gif

I guess your live in a State where having your dagger on display is illegal?

One of the things I miss from Scotland is the Irn-Bru
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I have a few more of these adds but most likely people will be offended by them.

scotinexcile, Oct 11 2006, 01:30 PM
Das Bone,

if you were a female I would say the standard line, " Thats for me to know and you to find out"!!!!!

Thank god I'm NOT a female goofy.gif


Seriously though, cool shot wheel.gif

I normally wouldn't admit this in public, but this picture reminds me of an episode of "American Chopper" that I saw the other night... The disfunctional Tuetil family was going around Europe. While in Scotland, they all donned kilts and actually rode around the streets on mopeds. They were an ugly sight! At least you actually are Scotish and had the good sense to be seen on a VFR. Very cool to mix some of your heritage with your hobby for the calendar!

Disclaimer: I only watched "American Chopper" because I was really bored, very drunk, and sitting in a hotel room with nothing else to do.

Dutchy,

I actually dont own a Sgians Dubh(dagger), I usually carry a 14" Dirk that a friend of mine made for me but that really gets the cops attention around here!!!!

Irn-Bru, I alwyas keep a couple of cans in the fridge, there is a local import store that has them. Feel free to send me the adverts, if people dont have a sense of humor then!!!! You can always post them with a disclaimer saying DONT LOOK IF YOU HAVE NO SENSE OF HUMOR!!!!!! biggrin.gif I remember the adverts they had for it when I was a kid. The little guy spitting huge rivets at the dockyard as a job, you have to see it to get the full effect *LOL*

Viffer Pilot,

I always suspected you were a "closet" harley guy *LOL* When are you back in town so we can go ride again? or are you gettting to comfy in that Porche of yours? goofy.gif

scotinexcile, Oct 12 2006, 04:35 PM
are you gettting to comfy in that Porche of yours? goofy.gif

is that a real Porsche or one of them Audi 924's? biggrin.gif

BWAA-HAA-HAA-HA laugh.gif

I'm going to try and find some Irn-Bru now. Any drink with ads like that is ok in my book. fing02.gif

The ads are hilarious. More than make up for the kilt pics. laugh.gif
Who is that, Groundskeeper Willie? tongue.gif

What exactly is "snog"?

scotinexcile, Oct 12 2006, 07:35 AM
Viffer Pilot,
I always suspected you were a "closet" harley guy *LOL* When are you back in town so we can go ride again? or are you gettting to comfy in that Porche of yours? goofy.gif

I just back back in town, but the wife took a "girls trip" to Vegas so I am stuck at home with the kids. I have gotta say that I am enjoying the new cage though and haven't been riding as much lately. The down side is that the mods are way more expensive.

Dutchy, Oct 13 2006, 05:01 AM
is that a real Porsche or one of them Audi 924's? biggrin.gif

Yes, it is real. 911/993 body style... Air cooled and rear engined!

TommyHoffman, Oct 14 2006, 04:08 AM
What exactly is "snog"?

Snogging; also known as

necking

tonsilitus

or as yous know it

french kissing fing02.gif

Dutchy, Oct 14 2006, 10:14 AM
Snogging; also known as

necking

tonsilitus

or as yous know it

french kissing fing02.gif

here are some youtube add links
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pFodgI3tnA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9tlOur20-o...ted&search=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhHP3hP_0Pg...ted&search=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzyfASXK2TA...ted&search=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEz2e3KXMsw...ted&search=
be warned
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xy_jJkgpfo0...ted&search=

Well SCOTINEXILE,

you started it........ kitted up meaning kilted up.....
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Prefer clogs over the clickertheeclick shoes.....
Riding video too follow... biggrin.gif

I will ride my snowboard in a kilt but not my bike beer.gif

No more kilt pics the English will start to think we are going to take York again biggrin.gif