The Mother of All Squids - LOL

This video was posted on another motorcycle forum. I laughed so hard I just about fell out of my chair. Make sure you watch all the way to the hilarious and fitting ending.

It's Squidelisious!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL! So glad I wasn't drinking anything at the end there! This is one guy that believes his own press. Definitely a candidate for Squid of the Year.

Classic...

The judge was kinda good lookin... ya know for a judge....

This is the kind of guy that wears scratches on his plastics like a badge of honor. If only the officer was outside when he lost it to give him a "driving too fast for conditions" ticket when he wrecked...

Does anyone think for a minute that this was real?

I'm thinking someone pee'd in the gene pool some where in his family lineage...

Not the crash, but I just luv the Neanderthaw mentally, it gets you so far ahead in todays world LOL!

[image: View Post]Willy, on 28 August 2012 - 08:10 PM, said:

The judge was kinda good lookin... ya know for a judge....
Yeah, I also noticed the very nice hair cut and beautiful smile...   :tongue:

This guy has risen well beyond squidhood & entered the realm of "Total F*CK WIT".

actors and it looked staged to me for TV/

At least someone loves him, if only himself.......

Wow.  So staged or not it's these types that make us all look bad.  If it wasn't staged then just deserts with a scoop of poetic justice.   :laughing6-hehe:

So his Suzuki goes "well in excess of 200 miles per hour" ... yeah, right, so does my VFR... lol

Being from So Fla I can confirm for those that are in disbelief that he does exist. Whether it's real or a characterization that sadly is reality. That's even my former local courthouse!

LOL......Precious Treasure for sure!

That guy is a total tool. Looked him up and he is one the sex offender list. He has quite the record too. I'm going to say that as absurdly hilarious as it was, it was probably real.

Douche!

staged or not, the guy should have listened to the officer's statement...

he says he saw a silver motorcycle, his is black and red.....   so that is your defense..

"it wasnae me...."

Thanks for telling me to wait till the end.  I couldn't handle much more of that guy, but the end was sweet.

Staged or not he sadly represents more than a few morons out sharing the roads with us...I figured it was staged as soon as I saw the judge ;)...gotta love the wipeout !!

[image: View Post]Willy, on 28 August 2012 - 08:10 PM, said:

The judge was kinda good lookin... ya know for a judge....

I must say I was rather taken by her, she could punish me any day. :wub:

[image: View Post]Dutchy, on 30 August 2012 - 09:34 AM, said:

staged or not, the guy should have listened to the officer's statement...

he says he saw a silver motorcycle, his is black and red.....   so that is your defense..

"it wasnae me...."
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I thought the same damn thing, what an oblivious self absorbed dum dum he is!!!

Definitely staged for a reality show. But, those idiots are out there. Be careful. Ride like everyone is out to get you.

reminds me of another squid, host of Pinks..

just another squid thats self-absorbed and thinks he's above the law.  ive seen my fair share of these idiots.... i wonder what timmy's going to say about this

Well if there's any good news in this....  These guys tend to get weeded out eventually by the nature of their actions. Too bad they do disparage our community.

Well, the postman delivered a letter today...........  
I am cordially invited to hand over Eur 186 (make that 200 bucks)
A motorway near here has outside lanes with 80 klicks limit, the centre ones 100 klicks
I know that, so am annoyed at myself.
Will call on Monday to verify it is me in the picture.....
But I hold little hopes that it will show a silver bike.... :sad:



damn damn damn!!!   I was bidding on an 8 spoker.... scratch that plan... :pissed:




BUT

If you can't stand the heat............. :tour: