Tmac 2013 Quotes

 MiniCarver : "ugh. Ugh..UGH...it's on top of me"

Miguel : "So, this is a HoneyBadger 200, huh?"

Timmy : "Yup."

Miguel : "I'll see you later."

"Naw, you don't wanna go down that road, it's a farm road, no shoulders, and all the farmers draggin' mud onto the road. What Y'all wanna do is go down to Bald Knob and head East from there, It's what I would do if I was on a bike."



(4-lane, 18 wheelers, bone straight, heavy traffic................)

Welcome to 'Merica.

So, how did you get them to let that flying wing past the border?

Have a great time Rob!

The only thing that whines more than a VFR are their owners.

Welcome to 'Merica.
 
So, how did you get them to let that flying wing past the border?
 
Have a great time Rob!

The only thing that whines more than a VFR are their owners.

Andrea: I've never felt fake boobs... TMAC attendee: what kind of biker are you?

Baileyrock: Seb went down on the dragon..... Cornercarver: Yeah, when I went by, the dragon was smoking a cigarette.

Miss Busa: 281 is my new redneck racetrack!

Corner Carver: "Anyone got a spare rim?"

Kanadian Ken: "Yep its in my truck?"

Corner Carver : "But what tire is on it?"

Beggars CAN be choosers!!

Me to Mrs Carver: "Do you smoke medicinal marijuana?"

Me: so where you headed today?

Seb: I don't know. Think I'm gonna follow Timmy around today.

Me: ah, doing the Honeybadger... Excellent.

Cleaning lady standing behind us: HoneyBadger don't give a %#£*.

As the cleaning lady shocks all three of us at once! That was hilarious.

Kimball to me:  "We are just going to take it easy today, ride the Dragon without brakes."  Then he wheelies past Switchblade after leaving the overlook and completely disappear from my sight about 4 corners later.  At the coffee shop:  "That was the worst dragon run ever, I entered 318 corners hot."

Baileyrock:  I shot my wad already

Someone at the BBQ dinner:  "At least he crashed his own bike."

CornerCarver to the waitress at Fatz:  "I'll have the one that sounds like my prom date."  Waitress without flinching:  "You mean the Tall Dirty Blonde?"  Carver:  "Yeah, that's the one."

Minicarver's Frankenviffer: "I give up.  Can I at least get a bath?"

Me:  "Mrs. Carver must be a saint."

Mrs.Carver called me a legend.

ME to Timmy yesterday on the way home.... "Timmy - I just tried to pull the clutch in with my left hand, blip the throttle with my right - and downshift.   I think you better drive the Pilot for awhile........"

ME to Timmy yesterday on the way home.... "Timmy - I just tried to pull the clutch in with my left hand, blip the throttle with my right - and downshift.   I think you better drive the Pilot for awhile........"

AND he was in the drivers seat in a racer's tuck !

"I've heard and seen way too many "Good Games" this weekend"...author unknown

Kebrider to me:  "Throttle's on the right!"

Aaron - "Whatever you do on the Dragon, don't go faster than 30 in the straights. There are cops everywhere".

Meanwhile...

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Aaron - "Whatever you do on the Dragon, don't go faster than 30 in the straights. There are cops everywhere".

Meanwhile...

I"M NOT GUILTY!

"I really want a good game"     -said no one ever.

Aaron - "Whatever you do on the Dragon, don't go faster than 30 in the straights. There are cops everywhere".

Meanwhile...

I"M NOT GUILTY!

When you talk about the cops, they hear you!    Good to see that you're finally getting that "Good Driving Award"! 

"Kimball to me:  "We are just going to take it easy today, ride the Dragon without brakes."  Then he wheelies past Switchblade after leaving the overlook and completely disappear from my sight about 4 corners later.  At the coffee shop:  "That was the worst dragon run ever, I entered 318 corners hot."

Yeah  don't  remember the passing Switchblade  part  ....  but  I  do  remember the  nice leisurely  run  .....  probably  my  best  DRAGON run  ever   Me  and  Kimball   always  have  a   great  time  running  the  GAP   !!!

Me   to   myself   when  we(Kimball)   were  chasing  Bill   on Butt  Crack  Road(Buck Creek Road  for  you  4 laners)  "WHAT  THE HELL IS  KIMBALL DOING  BILL'S GETTING AWAY"  shot  past  him   and  got  on   Bill  tail  pipe  and  realized  why  he  was  so  far  back.  Bill's  back  tire  was shooting   pebbles  out  the  back  like  45 cal  machine gun.

"Kimball to me:  "We are just going to take it easy today, ride the Dragon without brakes."  Then he wheelies past Switchblade after leaving the overlook and completely disappear from my sight about 4 corners later.  At the coffee shop:  "That was the worst dragon run ever, I entered 318 corners hot."

Yeah  don't  remember the passing Switchblade  part  ....  but  I  do  remember the  nice leisurely  run  .....  probably  my  best  DRAGON run  ever   Me  and  Kimball   always  have  a   great  time  running  the  GAP   !!!

Me   to   myself   when  we(Kimball)   were  chasing  Bill   on Butt  Crack  Road(Buck Creek Road  for  you  4 laners)  "WHAT  THE HELL IS  KIMBALL DOING  BILL'S GETTING AWAY"  shot  past  him   and  got  on   Bill  tail  pipe  and  realized  why  he  was  so  far  back.  Bill's  back  tire  was shooting   pebbles  out  the  back  like  45 cal  machine gun.

You are right, I tried but never passed you on the wheelie and Bill was on Waya Road, not Butt Crack.

Someday we are going to have to rename the "relaxed"pace. :cool:

Aaron - "Whatever you do on the Dragon, don't go faster than 30 in the straights. There are cops everywhere".

Meanwhile...

Aaron - "Whatever you do on the Dragon, don't go faster than 30 in the straights. There are cops everywhere".

Meanwhile...

I"M NOT GUILTY!

Tell the judge, "If the shoes don't fit,  you must acquit ! "

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Corner Carver: "These are apparently instructions on how to mount a Ram!"   :goofy:

Rufrydesc2 to Me: "What did you ride today?.. Oh.. You rode B****!!"  :laughing6-hehe:

Rufrydesc2 to Me: "Hey thanks for not snuggling up to me."  :woohoo:

Rufrydesc2 to BaileyRock and Me: "Vadis got some black nuts for ya!"

                                                 Me: "You mean the ones I left in the ditch!?"  :wheel:

Someone to Me: "Hey, you look cute in green."  :fing02:

Corner Carver: "These are apparently instructions on how to mount a Ram!"   :goofy:

Rufrydesc2 to Me: "What did you ride today?.. Oh.. You rode B****!!"  :laughing6-hehe:

Rufrydesc2 to Me: "Hey thanks for not snuggling up to me."  :woohoo:

Rufrydesc2 to BaileyRock and Me: "Vadis got some black nuts for ya!"

                                                 Me: "You mean the ones I left in the ditch!?"  :wheel:

Someone to Me: "Hey, you look cute in green."  :fing02:

I don't think I said all that.....I'm usually a pretty nice guy. LOL.

For real, you were a great sport! That'll teach you to go down at TMAC, ridicule will ensue!

Ahhhhhh - Timmmeyyyyyy- where are the whooooores you promised?