The Asssys

For TMAC 2014, there will be a twist to the awards show.  The Academy of Single Sided Swingarms will be distributing the First annual "ASSSY Awards"   The Academy consists of all moderators and most volunteers and will be handing out the much rumored, yet rarely seen ASSSY awards.  The categories will vary.  Please  inform me as to he categories you  would like to see.     

"The  Ellijay Rd.  Award"   goes  to  "blank  blank"  for   the  worst  entry  and  exit  in  history  of  TMAC .

Or  something  like  that     Great  idea  Timmy  .....

"Best Rimmer In Town"

To the rider who came closest up to a slower rider on the Dragon....

Or  the  best  "BLOCKER"  award  ....

To the rider who thinks he  can't  be  passed  on  the  Dragon.

"ASSY" is our abreviation for "Assembly" at work. As in parts assembly.

I hope to win an award for bringing the most backup bikes next year.

And  bring  a  portable  paint  booth  for  those  of  us  who  have  those  little moments of bad  decisions ...

Don't  forget  about  the  shape  of   the   face  on  the  trophy ...

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- Best quote.

- Best looking bike.

- A cord reward. Least rubber remaining on tire after returning from a ride.

- Most outrageous story/lie.

- Most likely to run out of gas.

- Best interview with a LEO

- Most creative on-the-road repair.

- Longest farkle list. 

- Most stock bike.

- Giving award. Most help to a fellow rider

and last but not least

- Best recovery after killing a deer with a mc. :wheel: :3:

I hope to win an award for bringing the most backup bikes next year.

Don't let the Cornercarver Clan catch wind of this. :ph34r:

Which reminds me, maybe there should be an award for the most generations of bike assembled into one ride.  Reminds me of the Johnny Cash song "One piece at a Time".

- Best quote.

- Best looking bike.

- A cord reward. Least rubber remaining on tire after returning from a ride.

- Most outrageous story/lie.

- Most likely to run out of gas.

- Best interview with a LEO

- Most creative on-the-road repair.

- Longest farkle list. 

- Most stock bike.

- Giving award. Most help to a fellow rider

- Biggest Dick

You left the most important out so I've added that for you :comp13:

Will there be an award for most ill-conceived parking lot repair?

Will there be an award for most ill-conceived parking lot repair?

First  time  i  met  Seb  he  was  straighting   out  a  front    axle  on a  concrete  curb  using  hammer after  the  guy  ran  off  28,  it  looked  pretty  good  when  he  was  finished ..

Will there be an award for most ill-conceived parking lot repair?

First  time  i  met  Seb  he  was  straighting   out  a  front    axle  on a  concrete  curb  using  hammer after  the  guy  ran  off  28,  it  looked  pretty  good  when  he  was  finished ..

You should see what I can do after downing a box of sangria! Oh wait... that's Timmy's job...

Will there be an award for most ill-conceived parking lot repair?

First  time  i  met  Seb  he  was  straighting   out  a  front    axle  on a  concrete  curb  using  hammer after  the  guy  ran  off  28,  it  looked  pretty  good  when  he  was  finished ..

You should see what I can do after downing a box of sangria! Oh wait... that's Timmy's job...

Dont  know  about  that  but  I  have  seen  what  Timmy  can  do  after  downing  a  box  of  sangria  and  case  of  beer and  another  box  of  fruity  wine  at  midnight  while   trying  to  replace  bad  sprockets and  chains.  I  think  you know  how  that  turn  out .  Now  that I  thing  about  it  I  thing  I  had  box  of  sangria  that  night  ...

He 's  good  man   but  i  have  to  wonder  what's  gonna  be  like if   he  brings  the  RC  to   TMAC14.

There's  another ASSSYS.

"WHAT  THE  HELL  WERE  YOU  THINKIN"   ASSSYS 

Does having a standard swing-arm preclude me from ASSSY eligibility?

I'm up to 4... just saying... :smile:

What 4 Generations of VFR parts do you have on your 6th Gen?

Does having a standard swing-arm preclude me from ASSSY eligibility?

I'm sure if you show up again with jeans on as your riding gear - an award will be given to you..... ;)

Best looking puppies???   :goofy:

I volunteer for some remote judging

and with me not being there...

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PICTURES WILL BE REQUIRED!!!!

I'm up to 4... just saying... :smile:

What 4 Generations of VFR parts do you have on your 6th Gen?

You sir, have asked the wrong question. :wink:

To be fair, my generation integration is much more subtle than yours was.

Best looking puppies???  

Nicole has a pre-lock on that one. AND they are bound to be even bigger for T-Mac 11.

We went from snow to 90 degrees back to below freezing in 10 days.

That's  real  good  on  your  health  ..

Yo Timmy!!!!

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It was 78 here on Sunday. Shorts and tee shirt all day, and gardening.

This morning, I woke up to 1.5" of snow on top of 1/4" of ice.

Russian roulette, anyone? Ugh.

Bummer  Dude    ^^^^

Weather roulette is a mass-population passtime here in MN.

I feel a purge coming. As switchblade would say.

NC Sam, MaxSwell, and myself tripped across the idea about an oldest and/or youngest unaccompanied rider in the other Tmac thread. Just thought I'd toss it out there. 

-PRB