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T-Mac 2014 Quotes

33 posts Started 26 May 2014 Last recovered post 30 May 2014 Wayback Machine snapshot 21 Jun 2015

#1
80 people in VFRD T-shirts when I threw the dubious Chinese green levers in the trash can : "BOOOOO"
#2
Tennessee Highway Patrol Sergeant Hull on the tail of the dragon: "I clocked that sumbitch on a black bike with a green monkey on it at 88 but he didn't stop"

Me: "you don't say"
#3

Doug From Indy:  "Hey, Trace, what'd you think of that?"

#4
Trace: "You idiot. What were you thinking?"
#5

Doug From Indy:  Urrrrrrrrk!

#6
None VFRD event hotel guest to the girl at the front desk... "Excuse me, I have a complaint"

Front desk girl "Yes what is it?"

Non-VFRD "There seems to be a beer keg on the luggage cart"
#7

None VFRD event hotel guest to the girl at the front desk... "Excuse me, I have a complaint"

Front desk girl "Yes what is it?"

Non-VFRD "There seems to be a beer keg on the luggage cart"

Remind me next year - I have a dolly which would be perfect.  If Ken has room.

Glenn

#8

"Hey Ken - do you have a "fill in the blank" in your truck? Heard about 45 times this week. Lol
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According to rdguy, the number is going to be 46 next year.
#9

Lucas Thecop (my son) as I pulled into the driveway:  "Um. Papa, why do you have bananas in your tailpipe?"

They made it all the way?!

WhiteLightning- "Where do we buy go cart tickets?"
Girl- "Its closed"
Me- "No. It is not"
WhiteLightning- "But we're wearing helmets"

She couldn't argue with that logic!



And the winner is "non-memeber"

Yes, I spelled that as correctly as it was spelled on the name tag....
#10

In the car heading to dinner, Steve's(007) g/f Angelina to David(Switchblade) " So I hear you like tits" . During David's momentary silence I reply "Who doesn't" .   :491:

007,  shes  a  great   girl  !!!

#11
Timmy the Cop holding a plastic toy model of a Harley " this is a training tool, you place it in the apex and practice passing it"
#12

CornerCarver "The next prize up is this model of a Ducati 998, I just wanted to give you a heads up so the winner can go ahead and start scheduling the maintenance."


#13
"Hey Ken - do you have a "fill in the blank" in your truck? Heard about 45 times this week. Lol


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#14

Lucas Thecop (my son) as I pulled into the driveway:  "Um. Papa, why do you have bananas in your tailpipe?"


#15
2007RWB: "whatever you do, don't wave to the dragon photographers"

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#16

Timmy the Cop holding a plastic toy model of a Harley " this is a training tool, you place it in the apex and practice passing it"

007:  "Harleys are never found at the apex.  Let's be realistic."

Switchblade: "Did you know Steve goes through a rear tire a day?"

Ol Smoothie: "Elijay was the cleanest road we were on today.  What sort of alternate reality is this?"


#17

WhiteLightning- "Where do we buy go cart tickets?"
Girl- "Its closed"
Me- "No. It is not"
WhiteLightning- "But we're wearing helmets"


#18

In the car heading to dinner, Steve's(007) g/f Angelina to David(Switchblade) " So I hear you like tits" . During David's momentary silence I reply "Who doesn't" .   :491:


#19

Dangerous Dave to me after the "incident"

"How many fingers am I holding up?"

My response was non verbal and incorrect, he was not holding up one middle finger.


#20
Timmy: "The order has been given to deploy helmets!"
#21
Oyama's FB post - "I'd tap that"
#22

CornerCarver "The next prize up is this model of a Ducati 998, I just wanted to give you a heads up so the winner can go ahead and start scheduling the maintenance."


Aaaaaannnd the winning ticket number was...998!
#23

CornerCarver "The next prize up is this model of a Ducati 998, I just wanted to give you a heads up so the winner can go ahead and start scheduling the maintenance."


Aaaaaannnd the winning ticket number was...998!

 Just to be sure you get the point Dave, Thanks.

Somewhere there is a Ducati owner still wondering how that dude on the fully dressed 7th Gen ripped him and left him like he was on a scooter. Charmahala pass with TWitte, the Duc and me was the run of the trip.

AAA


#24

 Just to be sure you get the point Dave, Thanks.
 
Somewhere there is a Ducati owner still wondering how that dude on the fully dressed 7th Gen ripped him and left him like he was on a scooter. Charmahala pass with TWitte, the Duc and me was the run of the trip.
 
AAA

My biggest regret was not passing him five miles sooner. Glad you guys enjoyed it as much as I did.


#25

None VFRD event hotel guest to the girl at the front desk... "Excuse me, I have a complaint"

Front desk girl "Yes what is it?"

Non-VFRD "There seems to be a beer keg on the luggage cart"

Remind me next year - I have a dolly which would be perfect.  If Ken has room.

Glenn

Does Ken like blow up dolls???  :unsure:


#26


None VFRD event hotel guest to the girl at the front desk... "Excuse me, I have a complaint"

Front desk girl "Yes what is it?"

Non-VFRD "There seems to be a beer keg on the luggage cart"

 
Remind me next year - I have a dolly which would be perfect.  If Ken has room.
 
Glenn
 
 
Does Ken like blow up dolls???  :unsure:

Doesn't everyone? LOL
#27

007; "I just wanna stuff it up the inside of somebody"

007's g/f standing with look of bewilderment.

007; "Then they'll be phucked".

g/f's bewilderment continues. I tell her not to be alarmed, it's a sport bike thing.


#28

So Timmy............  

Who

Did

You

Stuff

This

Year

???

:goofy:


#29

After Craig got up from his crash Sweeper says "Pick up your mirrors and stand next to the tree"


#30

No Quote but watching Baileyrock Rock out in the car to a song on the cd was hilarious, complete with bad singing, drumming, and hand signals. 


#31

Me:  You  mix  beer  and  wine ?

Timmy:  Every  darn  day.  Why ?


#32
Somebody said "thanks Timmy for almost taking one for the team"
#33

 " So I hear you like tits" .  I reply "Who doesn't" .   :491:

 all you guys do like tits.  The question would have silenced most of you, dead in your tracks. lol. 

Not much will silence me I'm afraid, especially nice tata's.   :491:


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