Anyone Read French?

http://www.moto-station.com/article4896-ho...le-arrive-.html

[image: View Post]ZAKKXX, on Sep 18 2008, 02:17 PM, said:

http://www.moto-station.com/article4896-ho...le-arrive-.html

babelfish does www.babelfish.yahoo.com

Insert the web page address and it will translate for you.

VFR1200 sounds so 2004'ish :rolleyes:

Looks more like an ST than a VFR. :huh:

With the latest rumors making the 7th gen. VFR 1200cc, will folks be disappointed when it turns out to be "only" 1000cc? :laugh:

Looks like FJR.
If that's what it will be, I'll be riding my current ride for many years to come.
Or until I buy a 'Priller. Or something.

Sacre bleu! C'est horrifique!
But not quite as urlgee as the one I saw in some Italian bike mag.

I just threw up a little bit in my mouth. :wacko:

".........we imagined Honda VFR 1200 equipped with an automatic transmission HFT, driving management system Hyper-VTEC, of a braking Dual E-CBS-ABS and of a front fork with will monobras."



Damn, and I was so hoping it came with monobras. Well, theres always next year.

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HOly crap did you see where they put the front break calipers. :unsure:

I think the CB750 aftermarket windshield is a nice touch, as is taking the 6th gen cans and putting them in the updated location, but adding 6" to them along the way!

It looks like a cross between the St and the Goldwing. UGGGGHHHHH. :(

LMAO! Sorry, but this is the most ridiculous rumor, and photochop, I've heard yet. Just rebadge the ST1300 and call it a VFR1300 and be done with this foolishness.

[image: View Post]ZAKKXX, on Sep 18 2008, 12:17 PM, said:

http://www.moto-station.com/article4896-ho...le-arrive-.html

:puke:

Ahh, umm, it sez: "Zees ees ze epitome of technomerde! She is steaming, hot and flatulent! No? Zis bike will unconditionally guarantee zat ze riderr weel feel like a sassy pig wearing leepsteeck as he tries to maneouver le bateau rouge (that would be a red boat) wizout ze benefit of a third wheel, for she ees heavy, but maybe not so bad as ze bike it goes maybe as fast as ze iconic 'arley Daveedson. Een a straight line, to be surre. Zee innovative front brake ees designed to break off and arrest forward motion through complicated entanglement using kevlar and rinds from ancient fromage. Ze price point is guaranteed to be affordable as zees amazing bike she uses parts found in zee factory bin and Taiwan recycling technologee for fastness and comfort. Zees unbelievable macheen weel be available in dead red, culo brown, vomit yellow and fromage bleu..."

:goofy:

Like I said before... when the real thread comes out or is posted we will be so tired of it that nobody will even look at it. Or we will be so skeptical about the whole thing until we see/hear it on honda website!!

All these photochoppers wasting their time on speculations that are probably wrong, why not just give us something entertaining?

Since Harley bought MV Agusta, why not Photoshop an ElectraGlide and an F4 312 RR together? We all know it's not real and it would at least be good for a laugh :goofy:

[image: View Post]JTG, on Sep 18 2008, 03:28 PM, said:

All these photochoppers wasting their time on speculations that are probably wrong, why not just give us something entertaining?

Since Harley bought MV Agusta, why not Photoshop an ElectraGlide and an F4 312 RR together? We all know it's not real and it would at least be good for a laugh :goofy:

Check out the last page of this month's Motorcyclist magazine. I'll scan and post it when I get home.

[image: View Post]JTG, on Sep 18 2008, 03:28 PM, said:

All these photochoppers wasting their time on speculations that are probably wrong, why not just give us something entertaining?

Since Harley bought MV Agusta, why not Photoshop an ElectraGlide and an F4 312 RR together? We all know it's not real and it would at least be good for a laugh :goofy:

Ha ha ha. You joke, but it's already been done. One of the latest issues of Motorcyclist (I think) has a "picture" in the back of a MV Agusta with HD accessories on it.

YES!

Blah, blah, blah,.....Bull s#!t,...Blah, blah, blah,....De-bunked,...Blah, blah, blah,,....Save your $$$,...Etc., etc,...etc.

hey Riv, how could you know in exact detail the contents of my recurring dream to make an avatar out of it?

[image: View Post]ZAKKXX, on Sep 18 2008, 03:17 PM, said:

http://www.moto-station.com/article4896-ho...le-arrive-.html
The word "photomontage" does not need translation...

[image: View Post]melvis, on Sep 18 2008, 05:40 PM, said:

Ahh, umm, it sez: "Zees ees ze epitome of technomerde! She is steaming, hot and flatulent! No? Zis bike will unconditionally guarantee zat ze riderr weel feel like a sassy pig wearing leepsteeck as he tries to maneouver le bateau rouge (that would be a red boat) wizout ze benefit of a third wheel, for she ees heavy, but maybe not so bad as ze bike it goes maybe as fast as ze iconic 'arley Daveedson. Een a straight line, to be surre. Zee innovative front brake ees designed to break off and arrest forward motion through complicated entanglement using kevlar and rinds from ancient fromage. Ze price point is guaranteed to be affordable as zees amazing bike she uses parts found in zee factory bin and Taiwan recycling technologee for fastness and comfort. Zees unbelievable macheen weel be available in dead red, culo brown, vomit yellow and fromage bleu..."

:goofy:

And you thought all those years you studied French were going to waste. Excellent translation. :biggrin:

All I can say to that, Timmy,... is,...
KEEP the high road. "No dreams come, without occurrence",..Is my stance. Keep your head clear. Don't go to the dark side. Use your anger, to build, not destroy.

I take the middle road. Wait and see,....Then go ape-s#!ts.

LOL.

But a lot of truth, is said, in jest.

Hah, hah, hee, hee,....ha,..hooooooooooo.

[image: View Post]Rivcyko, on Sep 18 2008, 07:43 PM, said:

All I can say to that, Timmy,... is,...
KEEP the high road. "No dreams come, without occurrence",..Is my stance. Keep your head clear. Don't go to the dark side. Use your anger, to build, not destroy.

I take the middle road. Wait and see,....Then go ape-s#!ts.

LOL.

But a lot of truth, is said, in jest.

Hah, hah, hee, hee,....ha,..hooooooooooo.

issues bro...issues (you do amuze me) :biggrin:

[image: View Post]TimC, on Sep 18 2008, 03:33 PM, said:

With the latest rumors making the 7th gen. VFR 1200cc, will folks be disappointed when it turns out to be "only" 1000cc? :laugh:

Would anybody be upset if it was only 799-800cc and weighed 470lbs WET with 125bhp? instead of 107bhp and 470lbs DRY?
I WOULDN'T.
Im not getting my hopes up for 2 much. i dont wanna expect a 1000cc 160hp 420lbs and get ^

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the MV-HD is obviously fake as there are no indicator switches, and the tassles should be on the bar-ends not the levers :cool:

[image: View Post]RRW, on Sep 18 2008, 05:43 PM, said:

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Now THAT is what I'm talkin' about!! :fing02: :goofy:

There's a photochop that's worth wasting my time to look at :biggrin: But why stop there? Forks and wheels? Let's stretch this thing out a little!

Thanks for the picture that made my day :fing02: