Anyone who read my old posts should be expecting the following. The rest of you, welcome to my crazy.
A long time ago I picked up a '70 vw beetle as a project for my son and I to do. He apparently has zero interest in doing so, so a few weeks ago I decided to sell it and put the money into another bike. Now something you should know about me, is that I go through a lot of bikes. I don't flip them exactly, I buy them to ride. I usually buy one that needs love, give it that love, ride it for a year, then sell it and move onto the next thing. My '99 VFR was three bikes ago. Nice bike but not my style, I traded it for a DL1000 which I loved but sold to buy said son a car, and used the leftover to pick up a bandit 600. Which I hated. A lot. Ugh. Sold that and bought a '07 Versys, which I've not only had for a while but just registered for 2 YEARS. Holy crap, this bike is perfect for me. However, it runs. It runs well. I did my usual upgrades, and after the first month or so it has needed zero attention. Throttle bodies are still in sync, fuel map seems fine, I replaced the TKC80s with shinko 705s after my trip to the dragon last year. In short, I was starting to get the itch, except that I had no desire to get rid of my Vs.
I sold the bug, and started hitting craigslist. My rules were many, and not particularly firm. I didn't want an I4. I didn't want a bike covered in plastic. I didn't want anything larger than a 650. Most importantly, I didn't want anything I loved. This bike was specifically to be a second bike to me, a primary bike for said son if he ever gets his license, for my wife if she wants to ride again (she had a shadow 600 which she sold to get the money to build our deck) and a loaner bike for when my bikeless or geographically bikeless friends come over.
I immediately found every bike I've wanted since I was a young lad, most of which are dipped in plastic and I4, and way over 650 (I've loved the FJ1200 since it came out) and managed to resist buying them. I had decided on a buell blast or a savage 650, when I noticed an '86 vfr700 for small money that had been advertised for close to a month. Once again, I had an 85 VF700 many bikes ago that a friend gave me and I gave to another son, who took it to california and sold it to pay bills. Life sucks, you have to do what you gotta do. Said son now has a '2000 VFR8 and works for Tesla. Sometimes life works out for the best. Anyway, typical story. Hasn't run in years, 'ran fine when parked' etc.
I email the guy, offer even less money. He accepts. Dangit, I just accidentally bought a bike that meets none of my qualifications. Oh well, hopefully it's a piece of crap with no hope of running that I can turn into a table (I have a side job doing industrial art.)
I go get it, and for the love of god it wants to live. Nice guy, not especially mechanically inclined but he honestly tried. Zero mods to the bike other than a repaint. He told a tale of it shutting down when it gets hot, and needing a cooldown before it would drive. He had replaced the R/R, but not especially well. He had cleaned the tank, and installed fuel filter, done other troubleshooting, then gave up. We exchange money and I bring it home.
I hook it up to a battery booster and it fires on one and a half cylinders. Dadblast it, now I have to bring it back to life.This just became a challenge. I pull off the bodywork (painted some kind of metalflake blue with drips, runs, and overspray) and get to the evaluation phase. After a bit of tinkering and disassembly I order:
Battery
Caliper Rebuild kits, front and rear
Front tire
Rear rotor
ABS cement
ABS sheet
Oil
Oil Filters
Coolant
Fork Seals
New slow jets
Seat cover
Spark plugs
And waited for the glory of Amazon to deliver me the goods. Since I got the bike (last week) I've done some stuff.
Drained the 2 year old gas, installed a splash of fresh gas. Took off, took apart, cleaned the carbs. All four slow jets were clogged solid. Replaced with #40 jets. All four floats were set at different heights, and chaos theory be damned none of them were the right height. Set everything back to stock. Heck, even the slow screw needles still had their limit caps so these carbs were pretty well unmolested. It was encouraging.
Drained the coolant, pulled the radiator. Refilled with engine ice, which is stupidly expensive and seriously, why the heck does honda require 2 quarts plus a tiny amount for everything? Means you have to buy twice as much as you need. Oh well, it's environmentally friendly and doesn't kill dogs which is important since my buddy Tank (english bulldog) is my constant barn companion and eats anything.
Replaced the plugs. I didn't even check them for gap, but all were less tight than I wanted and one was fingertight. Front right had a blocked drain hole so was filled with crud. Lots of compressed air and cleaner plus some love with a wire brush got everything good.
Adjusted the valves. Every valve was tight, some were at or near zero clearance. For those who don't know, valves wear in, not out, so the clearances get tighter not looser. When you set the valves you go for the loose end of the spec, not the tight. The springs pull on one end of the stem, the valve seat bangs on the other, and they stretch slightly faster than the valves wear into the seats. As things heat up they expand. Hmm, doesn't run when it gets hot, maybe because the valves start staying open and killing your compression?
Took apart the brake calipers, since they were all dragging. Fronts are at half wear on the pads, rear pads are new but rear rotor is totally shot. Again, hmm. drive at speed with sticky rotors, causing drag which causes heat which causes fluid expansion which causes more drag, which makes the bike hard to ride when hot? New rotor on order, still waiting on my caliper rebuild kits.
Clutch was inop. Pulled slave cylinder took apart, lots of nasty gunk and grossness. Cleaned everything out, cleaned the piston and cylinder in an ultrasonic cleaner, hit the piston with some 2000 grit. Chucked the cylinder into the lathe and trued it up a bit and hit it with 1000 then 2000 grit. Reassembled everything with new fluid and the clutch is working great.
Bodywork: Tank is in good shape, but painted poorly. Headlight fairing is the same. Front sides had lots of cracks, which some PO had tried to fix with a skim coat of bondo. Protip, bondo is a filler, not a repair tool. Side panels were in good shape, rear had a crack running from the taillight to the cowl mount slot, cowl had a 4" crack. I ground off all the bondo, cut some 1/8" ABS sheet into filler pieces/braces and applied them with ABS cement. Not glorious looking (yet) but much better than it was. I hate doing paint but I can tell that I'll be learning bodywork so I can shoot this thing back to it's original white.
Today's job, the kickstand. Kickstand was, as you would expect, worn out. Floppy at best, resting on the exhaust when up. I took it off, sandblasted it so I could see what was up with it, then got to work. Normal problems, wear on the metal mostly. I grabbed a grinder and ground the mounting tab flush with it's lowest point of wear, then welded a washer onto it to build it back up to the right thickness, and gave it some grinder love to true it up. Redrilled the hole. Welded the worn edges of the kickstand itself, then once again grinder and file action to true it all up. Finally I chucked the pivot bolt into the lathe and filed off a couple thousandths from the shoulder. As designed, the shoulder contacts one half of the kickstand right as the bottom of the head seats against the other, meaning that you can't tighten the bolt to get any clamping pressure. By grinding off a tiny bit of the shoulder, it allows you to tighten it and cause actual clamping pressure pulling the kickstand tighter. Then I put a couple fat tacks on the back side of the pivot as a stop so the kickstand didn't retract quite so high, painted and greased, then reinstalled it. Much mo betta.
So that's where I am right now. I know, pics or it didn't happen but there's two things going on. One, the pics I do have are on my phone, and it's a pain to transfer them to this. Two, when I'm in the barn I use my phone for music, so I don't take too many pics. I'll get some up tomorrow.
Ta-da.