I am a hot one and you love to ride me. I have big jugs a full 781 CC and my rear is not to wide . I love it when you scrape my feelers when you lean into it hard and go right then a quick left and slide in my saddle....
I know you like to lay on me when you need to feel that RUSH when going fast and your mind is racing as I scream when you throttle me up, OH GOD yes more more ,faster YEAHHH REDLINE me baby ,faster... You see Leo coming our way so you slow down real fast and sweat runs down your face as Leo passes by , you wait anxiously for Leo to turn around , only he drives on.... Now you begin to ride me slow and easy taking your time and listening to me WHINE lightly as we are almost there... I have to go in the garage dear , go on inside and get a drink and rest....
The ride was wonderful , I know you are satisfied as I can tell by the smile on your face ....
Kind of reminds me of a story I've heard Jim Rome recount.
Greg Maddux pitching for the Cubs. After a pitch, looks like he's kind of pulled something in his legs. Calls Mark Grace over, and asks him to stand in front of him. Gracie asks what's wrong, and Maddux says he's kind of, uhm, aroused. Grace takes a quick glance, and confirms that Maddux is VERY aroused. Grace's line is classic: "Man, you love to pitch, don't ya!".
Nailer45, Apr 26 2006, 08:52 PMI am a hot one and you love to ride me. I have big jugs a full 781 CC and my rear is not to wide . I love it when you scrape my feelers when you lean into it hard and go right then a quick left and slide in my saddle....
I know you like to lay on me when you need to feel that RUSH when going fast and your mind is racing as I scream when you throttle me up, OH GOD yes more more ,faster YEAHHH REDLINE me baby ,faster... You see Leo coming our way so you slow down real fast and sweat runs down your face as Leo passes by , you wait anxiously for Leo to turn around , only he drives on.... Now you begin to ride me slow and easy taking your time and listening to me WHINE lightly as we are almost there... I have to go in the garage dear , go on inside and get a drink and rest....
The ride was wonderful , I know you are satisfied as I can tell by the smile on your face ....
Love ya always.
1999 VFR P.S. always ready 4 a nice ride.
Do you write articles for adult magazines? blink.gif
tongue.gif Hehehhe.... I like creativity, and however it hits you, that is just fine by me... COngrats on the easily intimate voicing of your feelings... Some would find it possibly intimidating if not repulsive... I find it a clear distinction on one's own feelings and an outpouring of these feelings and creativity so others can identify..
Heheh... I was sitting here reading, and my S.O. walked up saying, "Michael!! Getthat crap off your screen!! ....umm...oh.... ok... <...confused...> "
Heck, I was bored and was getting tired and decided to try and get a few laughs out of you guys/gals... Think about the way you ride and how the bike would react if it could speak.... LOL..
I walked up to her and laid a gentle hand upon her back. I softly caressed her curves while I admired her sleek form. Slowly I mounted her and placed my hands at appropriate places muttering words of encouragement to her. I told that it wouldn't be long until we we enjoying long moments of pure pleasure.
Then with tears in my eye I left the garage since it's too cold and there's still snow on the ground.
Don't take it personally Nailer. I think the guys that didn't comment or thought it was weird too easily identified with the author and not the voice you were trying to capture. I mean honestly, what is so weird about personifying your motorcycle as a woman. I think most could identify with the paralellisms. BTW, I hope I'm not offending any ladies here. It's just another guy thing.
Sorry , I did not mean to offend anyone, and I never gave my VFR a gender until I was bored of the forums ( 5th gen VS 6th gen ), silvers faster than red Blah Blah Blah.... I just wanted to type up something Different and yes maybe even odd , but it was fun....
I needed to do something since my shoulder injury and I cant ride for another week..... Thanks you all for the comments and remember to ride safely..
vfrqqq, Apr 28 2006, 01:56 PMDon't take it personally Nailer. I think the guys that didn't comment or thought it was weird too easily identified with the author and not the voice you were trying to capture. I mean honestly, what is so weird about personifying your motorcycle as a woman. I think most could identify with the paralellisms. BTW, I hope I'm not offending any ladies here. It's just another guy thing.
I believe if it was written by a woman the VFR would have been a male..AS she would have been saying "Down boy" its just a vtr 250...LOL
Nailer45, Apr 28 2006, 06:42 PMSorry , I did not mean to offend anyone, and I never gave my VFR a gender until I was bored of the forums? ( 5th gen? VS 6th gen ), silvers faster than red Blah Blah Blah.... I just wanted to type up something Different and yes? maybe even odd , but it was fun....
I needed to do something since my shoulder injury and I cant ride for another week.....? Thanks you all for the comments and remember to ride safely..
Offend??? Come on now did you ever read some of the other posts people leave...it's not like you were insulting someone.
It was very creative just different...back to my earlier question though, do you write articles for playboy? tongue.gif
Well I guess that answers my question......regarding how you got your ID,
Nailer45 must have had a VF45F at some time in your past and you just can't get her out of your mind. I know what it is to miss the caress of that first love. wink.gif
Stop giving the guy shit for his artistic expression. So what if he is lusting over his bike, I think we all do at some point...maybe in a different sense but we all do it. What did you expect from the guy? He lives in southern IL and his name is Nailer. biggrin.gif You better be nice to him or he will get Banana Man after you.
Nailer I hope you are old enough to remember that fine show Uncle Briggs. goofy.gif
You guys do not know anything about being dirty to the bike. You should have seen what baileyrock did with The Big Sur's front wheel in Robbinsville, NC on this weekend. blink.gif
Hurricane249, May 2 2006, 11:23 AMStop giving the guy shit for his artistic expression. So what if he is lusting over his bike, I think we all do at some point...maybe in a different sense but we all do it. What did you expect from the guy? He lives in southern IL and his name is Nailer. biggrin.gif You better be nice to him or he will get Banana Man after you.
Nailer I hope you are old enough to remember that fine show Uncle Briggs. goofy.gif
Sure thing deputy dawg, yep remember Uncle briggs.. Mr green jeans, captain kangaroo,,, The electric company, actor " Morgan freeman " was a regular on that show.. I remember when BUGS BUNNY was a good violent cartoon..LOL
I might be a redneck , Ford F-150, guns ....Dont drink beer , YECH the crap is nasty...
cornercarver, May 2 2006, 12:02 PMAfter a pretty nasty spill about 12 years ago I overheard a friend say to my wife "I can't believe you let him get back on a bike!"
To which I replied "Well, if you had a bad sexual experience, would you give it up?" She said "That's not the same thing."
I said "It is for me!"
Ride it like you stole it Nailer! fing02.gif
if ya cant ride the wife , ride the bike thats what I say...LOL
skuuter, Oct 20 2006, 11:12 AM They're saving it for the "New rubber is always best" thread................I'm done with this thread while my warning bar still reads 0............................................. goofy.gif
cornercarver, May 2 2006, 09:17 AMWell I guess that answers my question......regarding how you got your ID,
Nailer45 must have had a VF45F at some time in your past and you just can't get her out of your mind. I know what it is to miss the caress of that first love. wink.gif