Post up your favorite quotes from TexasMac 2015;
One of mine is an exchange between Donna and Kimbal at the end of a run across the Cherohala...
Before the ride across Kimball says "we are taking it easy today, I'm thinking we do a 60 mph run across."
Once landed on the other side Donna replies "I see 80 is the new 60."
Em to Andrea " Don't forget the Wiener-Getter "
timmythecopEm to Andrea " Don't forget the Wiener-Getter "
Care to explain?!
Brian (dbs05) overheard a conversation that Keith (Cornercarver) was having with someone else and commented...
"There's not another living being packed with a bigger load of shit than that man right there"
Random Girl from Toronto on DRZ400-SM
"Why do you guys always put 'Canadian' in front of anyone's name from Canada?"
CornerCarver to CaptainApe - You don't choose your handle, CAndyCarver.
Brown Dubious Chinese Tire Plugs
CornerCarver "I'll grab this mirror and you grab that mirror and lift... we'll pull it right out off there no problem"
Me: I passed Greg on his RSV4 going up 28 this morning.
Anybody who would listen: Really!
Me: Yeah, it was on the four lane.
SweeperMe: I passed Greg on his RSV4 going up 28 this morning.
Anybody who would listen: Really!
Me: Yeah, it was on the four lane.
Hey I led that charge! On the CB500 no doubt. Haha!
PirateRiderBenHey I led that charge! On the CB500 no doubt. Haha!
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That's pricless Dutch. :beer: :cheerleader:
and for my contribution to the quote thread:
Todd to our riding group Wednesday I believe it was: "If you guys are behind me and see water coming out of my helmet it's because I'm listening to country. "
-PRB
" You know, you look just like Peter from Family Guy. "
After weighing our bikes at Wheelers, and with Austin gloating over his stripped-down/street-fighter 5th gen wet weight of 427, running over to his bike,
"I better get this tank bag back on quick before it floats away"
gigAfter weighing our bikes at Wheelers, and with Austin gloating over his stripped-down/street-fighter 5th gen wet weight of 427, running over to his bike,
"I better get this tank bag back on quick before it floats away"
That's funny !
Me, "she landed in the mountains for the first time at night at an unfamiliar airport."
Dude at front desk at airport, "she's got balls."
Her, "no, I'm just crazy"
Me, *keeps mouth shut!*
List of some of the proposed carver names from Cornercarver: TinyCarver, CandyCarver, MajorCarver, ThirstyCarver -> see pic
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Finish your KZ by yourself and you can be CraftyCarver
CaptainApeList of some of the proposed carver names from Cornercarver: TinyCarver, CandyCarver, MajorCarver, ThirstyCarver -> see pic
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MAndyCarver
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Not his exact words, but...
Dmitry: "I don't want anyone to get hurt, but I'm really hoping to avoid getting that green shirt."
Sorry you 'won' the shirt, but I'm still glad you're OK, buddy! :smile:
Trace: "you see that cover there?....It cost 9 thousand dollars"
Carver ".......and he called it a 'regulated rectum fryer!' "
You'll never guess who said this, "Sexually frustrated riders ride more aggressively... that's why we don't have chicken strips"
Kebrider : "I was going through there at 140-"
The Girl : "Kimball......................"
Kebrider : "OK, it was about 70, but you should have seen it"
I got F'ed on the last turn. You F'd me on the last turn. Timmy to Aron after getting pitted manuveved in the last lap of the scooter race.
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HispanicSlammerI got F'ed on the last turn. You F'd me on the last turn. Timmy to Aron after getting pitted manuveved in the last lap of the scooter race.
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I think that was heard in the surrounding counties as well. I was so disappointed in that villainy.
Rush2112Guess who said this, "Sexually frustrated riders ride more aggressively... that's why we don't have chicken strips"
No idea who said it but it must be true because my riding is so not aggressive. :wink:
SweeperCaptainApeList of some of the proposed carver names from Cornercarver: TinyCarver, CandyCarver, MajorCarver, ThirstyCarver -> see pic
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MAndyCarver
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CapedCarver
CarverSnorter.....
(clasping at straws here....)
NonVFRCarver ...
Hey TTC, what was the quotable message on the pit board? Something like "Give Up Now!"
TimCNot his exact words, but...
Dmitry: "I don't want anyone to get hurt, but I'm really hoping to avoid getting that green shirt."
Sorry you 'won' the shirt, but I'm still glad you're OK, buddy! :smile:
Dmitry, how did you explain your new fashion taste to your family??
kebriderSweeperCaptainApeList of some of the proposed carver names from Cornercarver: TinyCarver, CandyCarver, MajorCarver, ThirstyCarver -> see pic
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MAndyCarver
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CapedCarver
KittyCarver... it's got whiskers
Sasquatch on Track
"How many bikes we got this year?"
CornerCarver: "Just count the wheels and divide by two..."
I think it was "P-1 GIVE UP"
Rush2112Good thing the Cam-Am didn't come back this year. That could have been tricky!"How many bikes we got this year?"
CornerCaver: "Just count the wheels and divide by two..."
Not sure who said it, but
"I like the TTC method of dragging knee. Go fast into the corner. Break really hard so you're really slow at the apex. Flop the bike over to touch the knee, then blast it out of there."
HispanicSlammerI got F'ed on the last turn. You F'd me on the last turn. Timmy to Aron after getting pitted manuveved in the last lap of the scooter race.
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Rubbin' is racin' lol!
YoshiHNSNot sure who said it, but
"I like the TTC method of dragging knee. Go fast into the corner. Break really hard so you're really slow at the apex. Flop the bike over to touch the knee, then blast it out of there."
I'm the first to admit that I never learned how to ride properly.
YoshiHNSNot sure who said it, but
"I like the TTC method of dragging knee. Go fast into the corner. Break really hard so you're really slow at the apex. Flop the bike over to touch the knee, then blast it out of there."
You've been watching me ride haven't you?
timmythecopYoshiHNSNot sure who said it, but
"I like the TTC method of dragging knee. Go fast into the corner. Break really hard so you're really slow at the apex. Flop the bike over to touch the knee, then blast it out of there."
I'm the first to admit that I never learned how to ride properly.
Ride for fun. If you're safe and you smile when you ride you learned how to ride properly.
After loading the No-Mar into the Carver support vehicle
"We are going to change so many tires!"
Yoshi in Highlands "Oh my god ! a condiment shop!"
I wanna go look at all the condy-ments
In Highlands, at the deli where they call your name to deliver your sammich.........."Valentino?.....Valentino with the BBQ sammich?..........Valentino?"
Then Burns and Yoshi to me in unison "you dick"
MaxSwelltimmythecopEm to Andrea " Don't forget the Wiener-Getter "
Care to explain?!
The tongs, I think they are called, to grab meats, such as sausage, with. For the BBQ!
BaileyRock : "no one tells me anything"
CornerCarver "Its ok, me and Timmy voted. It was unanimous"
At the stopsign at 143.......
Me: "Do you want to wait or go?"
Gradus: "Was that black car a cop?"
Me: "Yes, that was a cop!"
Gradus: "I think we should go!"
Me: "Definitely!"
twitteTimCNot his exact words, but...
Dmitry: "I don't want anyone to get hurt, but I'm really hoping to avoid getting that green shirt."
Sorry you 'won' the shirt, but I'm still glad you're OK, buddy! :smile:
Dmitry, how did you explain your new fashion taste to your family??
I am a firm believer in ignorance.