So I picked up a USB charger with a 12v that connects directly to the battery.
In the process of that and some other work, I ended up killing the battery, and I do think while boosting it, ended up seeing this behaviour but writing it off as a depleted battery (and still could have been).
Tonight however I can definitely say that it was not a dead battery.
I picked my wife up from work and everything was working swimmingly. Powered the bike down while waiting for her, and when we got on, I put the bike in neutral, kicked up the stand, clicked in the starter button and BAM, headlamps out, clock off, instrument panel off. There was absolutely no power to anything.
When disconnecting the unit to troubleshoot, I noticed that the negative lead screw was a bit loose, thinking that that might have caused the issue, I tightened it and tried again, but there was absolutely no power to the bike when I turned the key on.
I disconnected the unit altogether, connected the battery, and voila! As soon as I turned the key, lights and panel were on, and the bike started up like a champ.
I'm curious as to what might have caused this. The charger has an inline fuse, but even if that blew, I would guess that only the charger should power down. The cable is tied to the hard metal lines that run inside the frame, inspected the wiring and there's no exposed wire.
Even if the unit is a piece of junk, what would cause the bike to just lose power when it's connected. If I had blown a fuse or something, I can't imagine that the bike would be fine once it was disconnected. The battery wasn't drained as the starter cranked over confidently when it was just the battery terminals that were connected.
Also, when you connect something to the battery, should you connect it over or under the terminals? Would it even make a difference?